Hey everyone, I'm Roxie, MJ's dachshund! Today I'm going to tell you how to look at freakishly cute as possible in order to gain people's love, affection, and food. Here goes!

1. Look Naturally Cute. I know. I know, not all of us are that lucky, but it is a huge step.

2. Make them think you're helpless. The weaker and more pathetic you are, the cuter! One of the best ways to accomplish this is to roll on your back and pretend to beg for mercy whenever somebody's mad at you.

3. Whine pitifully until you get what you want. Works every time....Give a few whiney yaps if you have to.

4. Look really depressed whenever someone walks by. That way they'll take you out and pet you, or feed you, or something.

5. Make it look like the household German Shepherd is beating you up when he's really fighting for his life. I do this aaaaaaall the time with Romeo, and MJ is the only one who can see through it. The pup's terrified of me now, but the owners think that it's the other way around, so they feel all sorry for me! Extra bonus if your Shepherd gets scolded!

Well, that's all for now! Seeya next time. Roxie out!

Hey everyone, MJ here! Tell me in the comments what you want to be in the next dog-blog, and who should do it, since now you've read all of the dogs. In case you haven't read all three, just click on the "Riley's Blogs" or "Romeo's Blogs" categories and read up! ;) Also, check out the new pics of Roxie in the photo gallery!