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Pirates of the CaribbeanMay 21, 2011
As I'm sure many of you know, the 4th installment of the Pirates of the Caribean movies came out this weekend. I only recently was introduced to these movies, but I love them already. The plotline at first doesn't seem very good, but I guarantee that these movies are brilliant. The best character in the whole thing is the infamous CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow (Played by Johnny Depp). He provides comic relief and the occasional drunken wisdom. The main plot-line of the first movie is about two lovers, Will Travers (Orlando Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightly) who find themselves mixed up in an ancient Inca curse that has fell upon a pirate ship and it's crew. Though the romance thing is irritating (especially since Will is so disgustingly perfect that you want to claw his guts out), it's bearable because Captain Sparrow is alway hitting on Elizabeth, which provokes glares from both her and Will. Also, Elizabeth isn't your typical damsel in distress-she's a kick-butt tomboy who's bent on doing what she wants, even if she has to masquerade as a boy and join Capt. Sparrow's crew (2nd movie). Now, here are some of the funny quotes to convince you to watch these movies:
1st Movie Capt. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: *extremely long and smart explanation that is easy to understand* Jack: But why is the rum gone? 2nd Movie: *Davy Jone's ships approach the Black Pearl (the good guys)* Jack: *to First Mate* I'll handle this, mate. *steps up and calls across* 'Ey, Fishface! *falls down stairs, gets up* Come to bargain with me, ya slimy git? Well, look what I got! *holds up a jar of dirt, sings in the "na na na naaaaa na" tune* I got a jar of diiiiiiirt, I gotta jar of diiiirt, and guess what's inside it? Crewmate: Dirt? 3rd Movie: Jack: *walks around in the land of the dead, picks up a rock that's actually a crab, throws it in frustration* Crab: *gets up, walks toward Jack, stops when it's at his feet* Jack: *looks at "rock" with a O_o face* *picks it up and throws it again* Crab: *walks to him again* Jack: *walks away from the crab, turns around and sees a whole "field" of the "rocks"* *faints* Posted by MJ. Internet Scavenger HuntMay 13, 2011
Hi Cherrypagers, I have 3 important things.
First of all, what happened to Ur Biggest Fan, Cherrypage's greatest fan? We haven't heard from her in monthes! Is she just someone made up? Second, a few days ago we got 4 visitors. We used to get 45! Whats happening!? This week only Cherrypage had only 83 visitors! This is barely anything! Please comment saying more things Cherrypage can improve to get us more visitors. Third, we are now unleashing an internet scavenger hunt. Let me explain it. We are... Continue reading... Posted by E-Scope. How to Stay Awake all NightMay 7, 2011
Hi Cherrypagers! Recently (aka yesterday) me, Cheese, Fuzzymau, and Mockingjay all had a sleepover. We also managed to stay up all night. If you normally are REEEEEALLY tired at sleepovers, here are some things to help.
1. Drink and eat sugary stuff. We all had bottles of coca-cola. The sugar gives you tons of energy. 2. Splash cold water all over your face 3. The night before the sleepover, get tons of rest (around 9-15 hours should be enough). 4. Play board games. Surprisingly, this actually he... Continue reading... Posted by E-Scope. Posted In : tips Things of the WeekMay 6, 2011
OK, I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret here. Ready?
E-Scope and I are not responsible people. There, I said it. But to tell the truth, it's kinda obvious. All you have to do to tell is check the homepage weekly. We have all these "-- of the Week" 's and "--- of the Month" 's that haven't been changed in three months. I just went through everything and updated it (except the Person of the Week-that's your job, E-Scope), so now it's all fresh. I will try as hard as I humanly can to keep... Continue reading... Posted by MJ. How To Be Cute (Roxie)May 2, 2011
Hey everyone, I'm Roxie, MJ's dachshund! Today I'm going to tell you how to look at freakishly cute as possible in order to gain people's love, affection, and food. Here goes!
1. Look Naturally Cute. I know. I know, not all of us are that lucky, but it is a huge step. 2. Make them think you're helpless. The weaker and more pathetic you are, the cuter! One of the best ways to accomplish this is to roll on your back and pretend to beg for mercy whenever somebody's mad at you. 3. Whine pitifully un... Continue reading... Posted by MJ. Posted In : Roxie's Blogs "Friday"April 30, 2011Hi Cherrypagers, most of you have probably heard the song Friday by Rebecca Black on youtube. It has over 125,000,000 views in less than half a year! Continue reading... Posted by E-Scope. Posted In : News It's Soap, and It's Yum!April 27, 2011OK Cherrypagers, no one answered the question of the week. Once again it is WHEN WAS CHERRYPAGE CREATED? Also, I'm adding a timeline in the about us section Continue reading... Posted by E-Scope. Posted In : New Stuff Oliveheart, the raffle, and the question of the WeekApril 17, 2011
Hi Cherrypagers, its E-Scope
So anyways, Oliveheart won last month's raffle and is the person of the week. I know, I should have posted this blog 17 days ago but I forgot. So sign up for the raffle for this month! Cherrypage started in September, and I can't believe it's been over 7 monthes since it began! This will probably be an easy question of the week, but how long has it been since the first blog post? Also, we were supposed to film the first Cherrypage video last week, but Mockingjay, Lu... Continue reading... Posted by E-Scope. Posted In : Questions/Answers of the Week War UpdateApril 15, 2011
Hey Cherrypagers, MJ here. Update on the Triplestar war:
TR's new site is tsoldiers.yolasite.com. It is password protected, so it'll be hard to get in. We had a secret agent lying undercover in TR's members, but she was forced to reveal her identity when-um-well-er-TR kinda-she was forced to reveal her identity for reasons that are of no real importance. She found out that when chatting with TR or any of his accomplices, you have to use PERFECT GRAMMAR in order to fool them. Yes, I know, it's ... Continue reading... Posted by MJ. Posted In : News I'M TERRIFIED!April 8, 2011
Hi Cherrypagers and as you can see I'm terrified! In class we wrote persuasive essays. Each person announced theirs to the class, and I was in the top four. Then today, all four of us read our speeches again and I won! This means I have to stand up in front of my whole grade (about 300 people or more) and read it. The most people i've had to read something to is 25! Until now.......... (My subject is animal testing)
Also, eat sourgrass. Its YUMMY ~E-Scope I'M SCARED Continue reading... Posted by E-Scope. |
