Hey Cherrypagers, Wildcat here. This week's blog is on good ideas for prank calls. Some of these are classics, some we made up, and some I got from friends. Here they are:

1.  The moment they pick up, ask "Will you marry me?" wait for about 5 seconds, then hang up.

2. Wait till they pick up, then, with the weirdest voice that you can do with them still being able to tell what your saying, say "pickup truck!" then hang up immediately.

3. Yell "I will bite you!" then hang up.

4. Here's a classic:(Its funnier if its a guy on the other end) "Hello, this is Victoria Secret, conforming your order of 8 extra-large frilly bras." here's an optional bit to it: "we were not sure if this was for you or your next-door neighbor, so would you please conform this?"

5. another classic: "Hi, I would like a large anchovy pizza with mushrooms and extra sauce. How much would that be?"

6. this is one of my favorites, especially if you use the persons name: "Why did you brake up with me? We were perfect for each other! Don't you know that I love you????!!!!??" Make sure to be sobbing the entire time.

7. Take any funny snippet from a book, video, movie, ect. and use it. This can be really funny if you chose a good one!

and last but not least, our five annoying things of the week:

1.  Invite lots of people to other people's parties

2. Never make eye contact

3. Select the same song on the jukebox 50 times

4. Ask people what gender they are

 5. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination

This is Wildcat, signing out.

note: we are not responsible for any anger, suing,  pickle throwing, etc. as a result of these prank calls.