Hey Cherrypagers, sorry I haven't posted for a while, I've been busy and- well, that's the only excuse I got. Anyway, I don't know about you guys, but I have some really bizarre dreams. So the next few blogs will be about them. This one that I'm going to tell you about occurred a few days after E-Scope told me about a dream he had where he kidnapped my Dachshund, Roxie, but then gave her back when she plotted against him and peed on his bed. So, here's the dream that came out of that one:

E-Scope and Roxie fell in love and married each other. Romeo (my German Shepherd) got jealous so he challenged E-Scope to a duel over Roxie. E-Scope shot Romeo in the duel but it didn't hurt him and we found out that Romeo was a android. Because he was indestructible, the police department hired him as a detective dog. But Romeo was still jealous of
E-scope so he framed him for murder. E-Scope and Roxie fled across the border to Canada. Tommy (E-Scope's cat) proved E-Scope innocent. Romeo was fired and E-Scope and Roxie came back. Percy (E-Scope's other, not as nice cat) ate Tommy and Riley (my Golden Retriever) ate Percy. Ginger (E-Scope's only female cat) gave Roxie a bowtie.

Well, that was my dream. One other thing- I'm considering changing my name to Mockingjay. Leave a comment whether you want me to be Wildcat or Mockingjay and help me decide! Alright, this week's annoying tips, starting with two I made up myself:

#1: Chose a victim. Throughout the day, whenever you see them, pretend to be trying to suppress laughter. A couple times, you should act as if you cant help it and break out in hysterical laughter.

#2: Chose a victim, preferably one you see a lot (a classmate would be ideal). Every time you see them, if you get the chance, tell them not to take your cereal.

#3: Chew on pens/pencils you've borrowed.

#4: Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

#5: Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Well, that's all for this week! Leave a comment telling YOUR weirdest dreams, and what my name should be! 'till next week,

Wildcat (Mockingjay?)